so justin, krista, melissa and i are walking down santana row last night at like 10 and i suggested to start talking to random people cause it's hella funny. so then we see this lady across the street in black high heels and i go: "hell no we're not picking on her cause i don't want one of those heels to go through my eye (everyone has seen terminator 2, yes?) so then we just cross and it was crowded, so then the lady walks past us and rubs against my left side, and i go: "we were just talking about your high heels and how we didn't wanna pick on you cause i don't want them in my eye (and i stick my finger in my eye and make a funny sound :p), and she goes: "those are my fuck-me shoes", and i didn't hear at first so i go: "what shoes?", and she goes "fuck-me shoes, are you not familiar with that word?", and i go "i'm familiar with 'fuck' but i'm not familiar with 'me' because people never say those two words to me in the same sentence". so then we kept walking and everyone was cracking up and were like: "again, again, that was awesome". , that's cool. omg dude, the lady was like one of those 25 year old single girls who party all night. hella ppl there friday night... hella cops too, oh well, we're nice kids. and then we saw jenny odell and her friend, lisa, and they're nice gals. and at the same place (some pastry place) i got this hella good fruit tart... it was soo good oh man... and they had apples there, cause they make their desserts on site, so i asked how much for an apple and the lady just handed me one. that was nice of her. and then we went to play chess (those are nice boards... i'm delighted none of the pieces were missing... haha) and on the way there the three clowns were comparing "pudges" (beer bellies, i guess) and then melissa said: "i can only suck in this part but not this other part" and i go: "as long as you can suck one part it's all good". and then krista said my mind was "always in the gutter". krista gets all my dirty jokes... that's really awesome since her mind is as much in the gutter as mine , so don't playa hate. aight? haha, oh man... gangsta talk... btw the reason we were there was cause we went to see 'matchstick man' at century 22... dude, that movie was good. seriously, that was good acting by nick cage (we're good friends, that's why i can call him that...). oh yeah... when i bought the fruit-tart (it was almost too beautiful to eat) i didn't know how to eat it so i asked and krista goes: "just put it in your mouth" and i go: "that's your answer to everything, isn't it?" and then yada yada yada, the usual :). it was funny though. and then i called justin "retarted"... get it? cause it was a tart? ok ok, and krista said i was really quick-minded, which made me feel all nice. and then melissa tried to eat the apple but i guess her dentures couldn't take it so i had to eat it. ok, bye bye

ok so matt's out... and i waited a day so now i'm officially the winner... yay, that's 18 more bucks in the Gitnik sperm bank... please make a deposit

anyway... i'm not eager to do it anymore... i'll just wait for a girl, (added later - err... maybe not) i don't think i'll have to wait that freaking long anyway, i am a junior now and girls are getting hornier by the minute yay, haha girls...

the medallion - omg, those two girls, god damn it... so hot... sooo hot, and jackie chan was like: "your wife... whooo" to the white interpol guy with the hot asian wife

sonique is the best mp3 player cause you change the pitch while you listen. that's hella cool. do you soniqooo? lol lame

hoffman's a jew... well i should've known... he does have a jewish last name... lit is the best class... hella good ppl in 4th period

morse is fucking hilarious... like a stand-up comedian: "the new teachers here were all asking us why the kids here are so nice, 'are they on medication'"? oh god, you had to be there

eric and shomik are out

matt is left... he better pray for God to give him the power... lol

Dick from In Cold Blood: "I had my share of fights, girls, and other things that go with a growing boy."

let's see if this growing boy can take the pressure...

and me...  haha i'm pro, nothing else to say

how do you turn "got lucky" into "fucked"?   add "off" to "laid"... sucks for some ppl nowdays

how to hit on an indian:

"how about you and I get down to "in and out burger"? oh wait, you're a vegetarian... forget the burger and let's get to the "in and out"....